Happy bithday Greeeeen Oak!!!!!
Happy bithday Greeeeen Oak!!!!!
"I HATE EVERYONE!!!!" If after tbat the person still wants to be my friend then we’re meant to be friends.
the worst thing is that not only have i never had a boyfriend, but i don’t have a crush on any guy i know
I’ve never had a girlfriend and don’t have a…
i got stabbed in the fucking chest
I got stabbed in the thumb. Even my past life was lame.
I’ve got one on my wrist.
I got stabbed in the neck.
I have one on the inside of my thigh like right next to my vag.. what the hell past me?!
theres one shaped like lips right under my belly button
I have one on my knee… I guess I took an arrow to the knee
I have a P shaped one on my stomach, I’m always joking about being branded as a pirate
me, my sis and my mom all share the same mark in our neck…?
But on the other hand, i have so manymoles and marks that i wouldn’t be surprised if they all have something to do with my past lives
My sister has a heart-shaped birthmark on her butt.
I have a birthmark on my shin that looks like a really big bandaid.
I have one right over my eye
I WAS PROBABLY SHOT IN THE FACE I BET
I got stabbed in my chest and in my back. Someone really hated me.
here you go tumblr
This is the dumbest fucking thing…
1. You reference studies that show both men and women CAN BE sexually aroused due to nipple stimulation but go on to ignore the fact that men are included to advance your theory that women’s nipples are sexual objects intended for men’s entertainment.
2. Just because something can be sexually arousing when stimulated does not equate it with your genitals. Most people, of all genders, become sexually aroused when their ears are stimulated; are you going to argue that those should be covered as well? Although, I suppose you would just be interested in covering women’s ears…
3. It is hilarious that you use the fact that men find breasts attractive (in this elementary school hetero–normative understanding of evolution) to be a legitimate reason why we should consider breast to be sexual organs. These cavemen in your watered-down Darwin example were also drawn to females with more fatty tissue in all areas of their bodies as well as long hair. By your reasoning, all women should wear a burqa regardless of religious context.
4. Not all cultures and regions prohibit women from uncovering their breasts so your whole argument comes off as ignorant, imperialistic, racist bull shit. Oh, and really God damned sexist.
5. Your whole argument is flawed from the get go because it hinges on the doxa of a hetero–normative gender binary which is scientifically false. This goes beyond identity and sexuality; people are not only born with XX or XY chromosomes, and formation of external gender is incredibly nuanced and varied. Men with XY chromosomes can and do develop breasts that look and act just as a female with XX chromosomes do.
You have no idea what you’re talking about, so sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.
i can almost hear the mic drop from here
Here, in Spain, a boy was going shirtless after going to the swimming pool and the police told him that it was forbidden, even if he was a man.
Neither men or women can go shirtless here. Happy?
WOW THE ENDING OF THE LUCARIO MOVIE IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF OK.
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING THIS IS A KID’S FILM I WAS NOT EXPECTING A DYING LUCARIO TO WATCH HIS FRIEND WHO DIED HUNDREDS OF YEARS AGO DIE AGAIN
oh no no no no no
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING
WHEN DID POKÉMON GET SO EMOTIONAL
Lucario is my favourite pokémon since I saw this movie when I was a kid.
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it’s also really fucking degrading to the japanese listener, taking soundbites of their native language and trivializing it for your own amusement.
so yeah, i agree.
your Japanese friend is obviously not into Kawaii things, because there is a whole culture in Japan that do things JUST for the sake of looking cute or Kawaii, to claim this is racist is to not understand racism… its nothing at all like pulling your eyes back, its actually an attempt to embrace certain elements of Japanese culture. people need to fucking chill…
Her friend is Japanese, it’s HER culture therefore she has every fucking right express her frustrations with people who trivialize East Asian cultures for their disturbing amusement. You’re not Japanese, you’re not from that culture, therefore your opinions don’t matter. But your entitled, condescending ass thought you could tone police her comments disregarding the many Japanese,Korean, Chinese women who have spoken against kawaii appropriation because it causes body image issues, eating disorders, and plastic surgery fanaticism. What part of don’t add tone policing commentary on our posts don’t you understand. This is safe space for women of color not a space for you to add your ignorant, white male, tone policing comments.
Dud I just use baka to insult people who don’t know what I’m saying, chill out.
i can’t stop laughing at the fact that i used to think i was straight
A boy was on his way to school when he saw the words purple passion written on a wall. He had no idea what they meant, so when he got to school and the teacher asked if there were any questions, he raised his hand. When he was called upon he asked ,”What is purple passion?” His teacher screamed at him to go to the principal.
The principal asked him why he was there and he said “When I was on my way to school today, I saw some words written on a wall and I didn’t know what they meant so when the teacher asked if there were any questions I asked her what they meant and she yelled at me and sent me here.” “What are the words,” the principal asked. “Purple passion,” replied the boy. The principal freaked out and expelled him and told him to get out of the school.
This is like my penguin joke but worse.